Woman calls 999 when snowman “stolen”!

Woman called emergency services to report theft of snowman Tuesday, 08 February 2011 Police in Kent, England, have described a woman who called the emergency services to report the theft of a snowman as “completely irresponsible.” The woman rang 999 after noticing the snowman outside her house had vanished. “There’s been a theft from outside [...]

“Jigsaw expert” saves man’s cash!!!!!

(Reuters) – A Taiwan forensic scientist nicknamed the “jigsaw expert” has helped one fortunate man recover cash he accidentally shredded, piecing together the remains of 200 bills in just seven days. The man, surnamed Lin, dropped a bag containing T$200,000 ($6,600) in T$1,000 bills into his plastics factory’s shredding machine last month. With the help [...]

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Python found inside washing machine

A scrap dealer in Poland was left in a spin when he opened the door of an abandoned washing machine – and found a 1.2m (4ft) python inside. A python: washing machines are not its natural habitat Henryk Kaszubski said the reptile probably caused the machine to break down and had been inside ‘for some [...]

Oldest duck in UK dies at age 22

Monday, 11 January 2010 A duck named Edwina, believed to be the oldest recorded living duck in the United Kingdom, has died at the age of 22. The mallard was first discovered by Ian Knight and Christine Christopher in a lake near their residence in the market town of Ringwood in Hampshire, England. Edwina, as [...]

Workmen cant spell!!!!!!!!!!!!

Workmen write ‘shool’ on road Council workmen were left red-faced after misspelling the word “school”. These council workmen could do with a spelling lesson – after painting the word ‘SHOOL’ on the road outside a primary school. Contractors omitted the ‘C’ outside the gates of Our Lady of the Rosary Catholic Primary School in Lawrence [...]

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Squirrel ejected into Afgan war

  Genral nutty persuing buzuca combat The british government AKA “Cheepskates” were so drunk (or maby just stumped) revield today that the millitary were going to eject combat squirrels into the Afgan war.The tree huggers i mean enviromentalists were outraged at the proposle and commited suicide… well protesting in nomansland. Its basicly the same thing [...]

Platform drunk survives

Despite landing on her feet, she stumbles forward beforonto her back. Other passengers start frantically trying to flag down driver Charice Lewis, 27, as a horrific impact appears inevitable. Bystanders try to alert the driver   The fallen woman is barely moving while the train powers towards hers, at about 10.54pm local time. But Ms [...]

Romanian fighter jet hit by UFO!

Officials from the Romanian Defense Military confirmed that one of their MiG-21 Lancer fighter planes was struck by four Unidentified Flying Objects on October 31, 2007, which shattered the plane’s cockpit. The military also released a video captured by the plane’s on-board camera as it was flying above Transylvania. The recording shows solid bodies, which [...]